Katrina Coverage

Enter your best caption of this Reuters pic of the Louisiana governor below.

See this.

We're informed that Eight dolphins seen in Lake Pontchartrain.
Could these be the killer dolphins? Approach with extreme caution, as they may be loaded.

Remember "Looter Guy", the one carrying the basket of beer bottles? There's a gallery of photoshopped images here.

[UPDATE: Just to make this clear, what's quoted below is from a satirical article. However, the first link above is to a report about a real FBI investigation. That is not humor. This is explained in "NOPD phantom cops: real or fiction?"]
Shocking news, as New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin has provided a defense of the […]

Apparently microwave signals from space satellites are being used to evaporate some of the water in New Orleans. Similar m-wave signals were used to direct the hurricane to that city and increase its magnitude. Details here.
Oops! I just realized that's just a "what-if-we-could-do-that" article. Whether the underlying science is possible remains to be seen.

Shocking news:
According to White House sources, President Bush is bracing for intensified criticism following Monday's report that the body of Tyler Sheehan, son of outspoken anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, was recovered from the receding floodwaters in New Orleans…
…a firestorm of controversy is expected to follow the death of the dynamic, well-liked young man, who was […]

No, Tony Blair wasn't referring to this site, but to the coverage offered by the BBC, describing it as "full of hatred of America". Sir Rupert Murdoch - revealing something that Blair had supposedly told him never to reveal to a mortal soul but which was probably just planted by the two of them working […]

Apparently Bush was sleeping on Air Force One when some joker decided to play a practical joke, writing on Bush's forehead with an orange marker a "damage assessment". You can see the picture of this here:
In the picture, apparently one of the President's aides has used a neon orange highlighter pen to scribble a rescue/damage […]

There are pictures of Governor Kathleen Blanco in happier times here, including one with her as the Queen of the Festival.