The rules are simple:
1. Read Morford's "The Storm That Ate The GOP".
2. Choose the most insane, most lunatic sentence or fragment thereof.
3. Leave it in the comments.
The winner will not be locked in a room with Mark Morford and Mike Malloy.
(Note: contest not valid in MO, AK, HI, or Guam. Winners can also win by not reading the column in the first place, since attention is all Morford wants.)